Fort Kickass

thinkspam:

bairenalenko:

maestrosigma:

excellent names on the enemy team tonight

only-cat-memes:

moss-sprout:

I’m starting a collection

petrichara:

‘Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.’

Keep reading

ospreyonthemoon:

catboywizard:

the sickness at the core of america, according to brennan

Borrowing from prev

ALT

Remember, it’s the thought that counts!

*Stares at all the dads who won’t do any holiday shopping for their families and rely on their wives to do it for them*

….the thought

charlesoberonn:

ardinwriter:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

gropeable-boychest:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Middle-aged magical girl.

She’s been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she’s very tired.

My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I’ve been Earth’s one and only… Wonder-Sparkle Princess.

she’s been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren’t giving it their all.
Half of them are in a groupchat they’ve added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don’t interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her*

Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he’s dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can’t save you if you interrupt her rare vacations

Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people’s hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can’t, got a PTA meeting.

Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.

Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor’s heart with hatred then?

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That’d be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!

Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How’s the husband? Still dead?

Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.

Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don’t mess with my time off :p

Why are people tagging this ’#wonder sparkle princess’ like that’s a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?

Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!

She isn’t 29 years old. She’s been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she’d be 43.

allmypeachesareruin3d:

I romanticize my own existence to keep myself alive— beyond that I’m fully aware of my own unimportance.

hauntedbythenarrative:

Burn your village, Kiki Rockwell

bugofmanynames:

DEAR ARTISTS, PLEASE READ THIS POST I STUMBLED ACROSS

IF YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS ALREADY, YOU SHOULD TRY IT

I even tested it out myself, it works great

nowandthane:

have a badly edited meme courtesy of me

afriendstolovers:

!!!!!!!

(Source: twitter.com)

a-method-in-it:

ophidahlia:

Federal troops were called against 13,000 miners.Three battles that led to the biggest armed insurrection since the Civil War. 

 Ask yourself why you were never taught this in school. 

cultural-marxist-sjew-agitprop:

Although there were planes used against the miners in the Battle of Blair Mountain, it is not true that this was the first time planes were used to drop bombs on American soil against Americans. 

The Battle of Blair Mountain took place in August and September of 1921. Just a few months prior to that, on May 31 and June 1, planes were also used to help destroy the Greenwood district of Tulsa, Oklahoma, a prosperous black neighborhood nicknamed The Black Wall Street. At least 39 people died during the event, which is known as the Tulsa Race Massacre. Hundreds were wounded, and 6,000 black people lost their homes. 

Both of these events were hugely important moments in American history. 

Ask yourself why neither was taught to you in school. Also ask your local school board.